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A Tribute To A Dog:
The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never proves ungrateful, or treacherous is the dog.
A man's dog stands by him in prosperity & poverty, in sickness and in health.
He will sleep on the cold ground when the wintry wind blows and the snow drives fiercely if only he may be near his master's side.
He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds & sores that come from encounter with the roughness of the world.
He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince, he is an constant in his love as the sum in it's journey through the heaven.
Gee, I wish I were a bear! I would get to hibernate for six months. Imagine! Sleeping for six months! I could live with that. Before hibernating, I'd have to eat myself stupid so I could live through the cold winter. I could deal with that too! If I were a mama bear, everyone would know I'd mean business. I could swat anyone who bothered my cubs and, if my cubs got out of line, I could swat them too! As for my husband, he'd expect me to wake up growling and he'd expect hairy legs and excess body fat. Gee, I wish I were a bear.
SBF Seeks Male Companionship: I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing, and cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and I will respond with tender caresses. I'll be at the front door when you come home from work. Kiss me, and I'm yours. I'm a svelte good-looking girl who loves to play. Call 555-2121 ans ask for Daisy. (The phone number is the ASPCA and I'm and eight week old black Labrador).
19 Guidelines To Follow When Becoming Somebody's Dog
*I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.